Temporal Ethics Committee: Wormhole Operations

Protocol 3456-B

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Protocol 3456-B governs the safe usage and navigation of wormholes for authorized personnel. Any unauthorized use will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Temporal reassignment to a parallel dimension without prior consent
• Reassignment to a dimension with a 99.9% probability of spontaneous combustion
• Loss of all personal items, including but not limited to: favorite socks, family heirlooms, and/or snacks

For more information on Protocol 3456-B, please refer to our comprehensive guide:

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View Standard Procedure 12 for a step-by-step guide on navigating wormhole A-7.